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Funny Jokes For Kids And Adults

1. Knock knock! Who’s there?

A little old lady! -Little old lady who? -Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you were the door!

2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
3. What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something…
4. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie-woogie in it! -How do you put boogie-woogie in a tissue? I have no idea!
5. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
6. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
7. I’m not saying she’s fat, but if she sat on a piano, she’d be a grand piano!
8. I know a man who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can’t stop himself from drinking it.
9. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
10. How do you catch a cheetah? You tie him to a post!
11. Did you hear about that new type of music? It’s silent.
12. Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin? They’re both at their best when they’re fresh!
13. What happened to the man who was chasing a garbage truck? He ran himself out of breath!
14. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was too tiring!
15. When does a boat go “kaboom”?

When it hits a rock!

16. I used to have an open mind but my brain kept falling out.
17. Where do cows go on holiday? Moo York!

18 . Where do sheep get their hair cut? At the baa-ber shop!

19. I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn’t help me.
20. What’s the best way to describe it when a woman says “She’s not into you?” “It’s like being attacked by a dead sheep.”
21. What do you call an alligator with no teeth? A Gatorade!
22. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
23. How do you catch a cheetah? You tie him to a post!
24. Did you hear about that new type of music? It’s silent.
25. Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin? They’re both at their best when they’re fresh!
26. What happened to the man who was chasing a garbage truck? He ran himself out of breath!
27. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was too tiring!
28. When does a boat go “kaboom”? When it hits a rock!

29. I used to have an open mind but my brain kept falling out.
30. Where do cows go on holiday? Moo York!

31 . Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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